once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"
ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
everything about this is pure gold.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that