'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
sounds like a shih tzu
I’m going to kick your ass
I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
me when i diet
i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome
this website is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing
websitelife is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.