foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

theirs:

notthebatman:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

sounds like a shih tzu

I’m going to kick your ass

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

jealousies:

i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome

troyesivan:

frienclzone:

this website is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing

this website life is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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