graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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girlwhowasonfire:

ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

moirails:

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that